The Uncollected Works.

Written by Jonathan Main owner of The Bookseller Crow a bookshop on a hill in Crystal Palace, London. England. www.booksellercrow.co.uk

Apr 16

To maintain a healthy lifestyle, we recommend aiming for at least 30 minutes of moderate exercise each day, such as brisk walking.

It says, on the side of the packet of supermarket own-brand pasta.

And you just know that there was a focus group.

And that the head of the table has been sleeping with an intern.

And that the guy charged with writing the words has a weekend coke habit that is out of control.

It is axiomatic, as our friend Valya is want to say.